Funny Chicken Shirt – “I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Pecked You 3 Times” – Retro Hen Graphic Tee – Sarcastic Humor Gift

Add some attitude to your wardrobe with this hilarious retro chicken tee! Featuring a quirky hen rocking glasses and a polka-dot bandana, this design perfectly captures that calm-on-the-outside, savage-on-the-inside mood.

Whether you're a fan of sarcastic humor, love chickens, or just want a fun conversation starter, this shirt delivers personality and vintage charm all in one.

Product features

- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric — breathable and durable- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main graphic) for crisp, detailed artwork- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions: - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat